Man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of 10 dollar bills sitting on the bar. The man figures there is at least a thousand in there. He walks up to the bartender and asks, "whats the deal with the jar?"
"for me to tell you, you must put a ten in the jar." the bartender replys.
the man puts the ten in and the bartender begins to speak,
"the jar is a prize. to win it you must complete three tasks. The first, drink a whole bottle of bourbon and not flinch while doing so. Two, there is a bulldog out back, mean as piss, with a loose tooth. pull it out. Three, there is a 90 year old lady upstairs who has never had a orgasim, and you gotta do here right."
"your fucking crazy!!' the man replys.
after a few beers the man decides to do it, "wheres that bourbon?"
the bartender hands him the bottle and the man downs it, not flinching once. After the bartender takes back the empty bottle, the man heads out back. For 15 minutes all that was heard was screams, barks, bangs, and the sound of the ally getting destroyed.
this goes on until a silence falls over the bar and the man returns to say "alright, wheres that old bitch with the loose tooth?"