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Two friends are sitting in a bar, one turns to the
other and says,

"My wife always nags me
when I come home from drinking all night with
my friends".

The other friend says

"You're going about it all wrong, what I
do is I screech into the driveway, slam the car door, slam the front door and scream 'I NEED MY DICK SUCKED!'
and by the time I go to the bedroom my wife is
sound asleep".
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