A stoner walks into an appliance store and
asks the owner, "How much for that TV set
in the window?" The owner looks at the TV
set, then looks at the stoner, and says,
"I don't sell stuff to potheads." So
the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit
toking and will come back the next week to buy
the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back
and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how
much for that TV set in the window?" And
the owner says, "I told you I don't sell
to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How
much for that TV?" The owner says,
"I'm not going to tell you again, I don't
sell to potheads!!!" The stoner looks
back at the owner and says, "How can you
tell I'm a pothead?" The owner looks back
and says, "Because that's a
microwave."