Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tommorow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!"


The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift-wrapped box in the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and went to retrieve the box.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since friday.