A man said to his wife, "Maybe we should wash your clothes in slimfast. It might take a couple of inches off your butt." She wasnt amused and decided not to let the comment go unrewarded. The next morning he pulled a pair of undies out of his drawer and said "What the hell" when a small dust cloud appeared when he shook them. He hollered "why did you put talc powder in my undies?" She replied "It's not talc powder, it's miracle grow"
mommyd Uploaded 07/29/2008