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Stupid Mom Writes A Letter

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To my dear son Casey, Iím writing to you a few words, if you didnít get the letter let me know, so I can send you another one, Iím writing very slowly because I know you canít read so fast. Recently daddy read a statistic that most car accidents occurs close to home, so we quickly left our home and moved to a new apartment, the new apartment is very nice, it has a new wash machine, but I donít really know how it operates, I put the laundry in the machine, then I pulled the rope hanging from the ceiling to turn it on, and the whole laundry room just disappeared Iím still looking for the users manual. The weather here is very pleasant, last week it only rained twice, both times for 3 days in a row. Iím sending you the sweatshirt you asked, I was told at the post office that itís very expensive to ship because of the heavy weight of the buttons, so I cut off the buttons and placed in the pocket. Daddy found a nice new job, he has 250 people under him, he mows the lawn at a local cemetery. Your sister Denise had a new baby, I donít know if itís a boy or a girl, so I donít know if you became an uncle or an aunt, but I know that if itís a girl they plan to name her after grandma, though I found it strange to call a small baby ďgrandmaĒ Your brother Bob had a situation, he mistakenly locked his car door with the keys inside, so he had to go home by foot to bring a spare set of keys to rescue us from the locked car. From your mom who misses you dearly. P.S. I had in mind to also send you some money, but the envelope is already stuck down.
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