A guy comes running out of a bank. He's holding a gun in one hand, and a bag of money in the other. First person he sees, he runs up to them and asks "did you see me just rob that bank?"

The person nervously shakes their head yes. **Blam** they're shot dead. The robber turns to another guy and says "How about you? Did YOU see me rob the bank?"

He says "No.... but my wife sure did!"