A country bumpkin farmer who wanted to get a Divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces."

the lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres"

The lawyer said, "No, No, you don`t understand, do you have a suit?"

The farmer said "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays."

The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"

The farmer said, "No, I ain`t got a Case, but I got a John Deere.

The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that`s where I parks the John Deere"

The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?"

The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30."

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question. The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?"

The farmer said, "No, she`s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that`s why I wants a dayvorce."