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two co-workers go to the bar every night. one asks the other why he never gets in trouble with the old lady when he goes home. He says "because i give her the best oral sex every night."

the man who asked went home and figured that he would try it out to see if it really worked.
so he went into the bedroom half lit and crawled under the covers and proceeded to lick and tickle untill she screamed with pleasure. as he wiped his face off and headed downstairs to get a drink, he noticed that the living room light was on.....

he saw his wife sitting there and exclaimed, " WHAT THE HELL?"

and she replied " SHHHH! you'll wake your mother!"
quantumbeef Uploaded 01/23/2011
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