Green Eggs and Ham and some other short ish.
ant37
Published
02/01/2011
*Whats green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frogs finger.
*What is Mario and Luigi's favorite kind of pants?
Denim Denim Denim
*What do you call a woman thats weighs a lot?
Fat
*What do you do if your wife wants a divorce?
KILL HER!
*How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Suck its dick.
*So a priest a jew and a black guy walk into a bar what does the bar tender say?
Get the hell out of my bar!!
Kermit the frogs finger.
*What is Mario and Luigi's favorite kind of pants?
Denim Denim Denim
*What do you call a woman thats weighs a lot?
Fat
*What do you do if your wife wants a divorce?
KILL HER!
*How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Suck its dick.
*So a priest a jew and a black guy walk into a bar what does the bar tender say?
Get the hell out of my bar!!
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