How do you get a Frenchmans attention

-Start ordering in German
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What do you call 10 000 men with sunburned armpits


-The French Army

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French Rifle for sale on ebay: Never been shot; Dropped once
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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris

-Nobody knows. Its never been done
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Whats the difference between a French woman and a basketball team

-The basketball team shows after 4 periods
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How do you confuse a french soldier

-Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it
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Why did the french name their fighter The Mirage

-because he does not exist
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What English word has no equivalent in French

-Gratitude
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Is it rude to call a Frenchman a frog

Yes, it is rude to amphibians
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What does it say on the bottom of a Perrier bottle in France

Open other end.
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Whats the English word for Maginot Line

-Speed bump ahead
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Q. How do you sink a French battleship?
A. Put it in water.
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Q. why are the French afraid of soap?
A1: because if they drop it the Germans will fuck them again