Once there was a blonde who didn't want to be
thought of as ditzy, so she got her hair dyed red.

On the way home, she saw a flock of sheep. She
pulled over the car and went over to the shepherd.

She said,"I love your sheep! If I guess how many
you have, can I have one?" He said, "Sure,"
because he didn't think she could guess the right
answer.

When she guessed the right number he was amazed
and let her go choose a sheep. As she was leaving,
the shepherd said, "Let me ask you a question. If
I can guess what color your hair really is, can I
have my dog back?"