WAL-MART INTERVIEW> Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill > a job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four > people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in > and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them > would get the job.>>>
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, > Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'>>> The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. > There's no warning.>>> 'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.>
'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man.>>> 'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know > that it ever happened... A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'>>> 'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very > popular cliche for speed.'
She then turned to the third man, who was > contemplating his reply.>>> 'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the > wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the > pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yip, > TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.'>>> Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had > found her man.> 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.>>> Turning to
Louie, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same > question.>>> Old Louie replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's > obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'>>> 'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response...>>> 'Oh sure', said Louie. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so > good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN > ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants.'>>>
Louie is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!>>> You'll be thinking of this when you enter a Wal-Mart from now on>>>>