A guy working at a lumbar yard accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers.At the Hospital the surgeon said: "Give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do.
"I havent got them" said the man.
"Why not?' asked the surgeon. "This is 2011, we've got microsurgery and all kinds of amazing techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. So why didnt you bring the fingers?
The man said "I couldnt pick them up."