Tasteless One-Liners!
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Because all those men already have boyfriends.
What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex?
"Are you done?"
What are the three words women hate to hear during sex?
"Honey, I'm home!"
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 pounds.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?
Married.
Because all those men already have boyfriends.
What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex?
"Are you done?"
What are the three words women hate to hear during sex?
"Honey, I'm home!"
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 pounds.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?
Married.
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