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DeVry University Admission Requirements

1. Walk through the front door.

2. Be able to pee in the toilet without missing.

3. SAT score of no less than 600.

4. Be able to wipe your own ass.

5. Be a high school dropout.

6. Know how to open a laptop.

and, most importantly,

7. Be stupid enough to apply to DeVry.
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