Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A. she needs the other to moan with.

Q: Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
A: she was wearing mittens.

Q: what was Helen Keller's dog named?
A: asdkgfqlwifdf

if Helen Keller was a psychic, would it be her 4th sense?

Q: why did Helen Keller make such bad decisions.
A: She was senseless