Father Ol'Mackie

Pete goes to the church to confess his sins. As he is in the confession box he says " Father, Please forgiv..." The father interrupts him and says, " Hold that thought Pete. I have to take a god awful Shit. Can you man the confession box for me for a little bit?"
Pete says, " Uhhh... I don't know if i can."
Father says, " it's easy just make some shit up.
Pete agrees and is in the confession box. As he waits a young girl goes in and says, " Father Please forgive me for I have sinned. I have done fellation(BlowJob) activities with my boyfriend 36 times in the past 17 days.
Pete is shocked and has no idea what to say. So he exits the Confession box and goes to the altar boys standing around as asks them, " Hey what does Father Ol'Mackie give for a blowjob?"
One of the altar boys answers, " Depends sometimes candy, Sometimes Baseball tickets."