Two Bee Keepers
simon1427
Published
05/24/2011
Two bee keepers were talking.
"How many bees do you have?" said the first bee keeper.
"I have ten thousand bees"
"How many hives do you have?" said the first bee keeper.
"I have ten hives" came the reply."How many bees do you have? responded the second keeper to the first
"I have twelve million bees"
"Thats a lot of bees!" said the second bee keeper. "How many hives do you have?"
"I have only one hive"
"Twelve million bees in just one hive!" exclaimed the second bee keeper.
"Fuck 'em. They're only bees."
"How many bees do you have?" said the first bee keeper.
"I have ten thousand bees"
"How many hives do you have?" said the first bee keeper.
"I have ten hives" came the reply."How many bees do you have? responded the second keeper to the first
"I have twelve million bees"
"Thats a lot of bees!" said the second bee keeper. "How many hives do you have?"
"I have only one hive"
"Twelve million bees in just one hive!" exclaimed the second bee keeper.
"Fuck 'em. They're only bees."
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