A man is taking an oral test with a cop, to see if hes drunk. The cop asks him to add 3 to 5 (3+5). The man starts to count on his fingers, 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8!
8! The man says.
The policeman tells him he is not allowed to use his fingers, so he puts his hands in his pockets.Then the policeman asks him to add 5 + 5, so the man starts counting out loud... 1...2...3...4...5..6...7...8...9...10...11
Its 11 he says!