Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean Beef!

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef!

Q: What do you call a cow jumping over an electric fence?
A: An Udder disaster!

Q: What do you call a cow who has drunk too many energy drinks?
A: A milkshake!

Q: What do you call an epileptic cow?
A: Beef Jerky!

Q: What did one cow say to the other?
A: Nothing much, cows usually don't talk.

Q: What do you call a masturbating cow?
A: Beef Strokin'-off!