What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under your car?
Jack

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a BBQ grill?
Frank

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at a nuclear power plant?
Adam

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a soup kettle?
Stu

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a skillet?
Pam

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a beer cooler?
Bud

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a restaurant?
Trey

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a scale?
Graham

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a flower pot?
Pete

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter. I won't come when you call it.