What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a cheese tray?
Colby

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on a cheese tray?
Bree

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the grocery snack aisle?
Chip

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at a ball park?
Homer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a gay bar?
Moe

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a trick or treat bag?
Candy

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs under a tightrope walker?
Annette

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on a beach?
Tanner

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs living behind your house?
Allie

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a mountain ledge?
Cliff