What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of a highway?
Mark.

What do you call a dog with no legs in the middle of a highway?
Spot.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a safe deposit box?
Will.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the dessert?
Wilt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs covered in cold cuts and sliced cheese?
Trey.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the beach?
Sonny.

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on the beach?
Sandy.

What do you call another woman with no arms and no legs on the beach?
Shelly.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water at the edge of a pond?
Wade.

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs under a pile of books?
Paige.