Would you believe I went back to the doctor's office this afternoon and the waiting room was still packed with people. There was...

A union man with a troublesome scab.
A swimmer who had a stroke.
A whitewater rafter complaining about a cataract.
A banker going through withdrawal who couldn't keep his balance.
A wizard cursed with fainting spells.
A seismologist experiencing tremors.
And last but not least, a baseball player, but he had to go home with the runs.