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Not a joke just a few Smurf questions

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With the new Smurf movie comes the old joke, "What color does a Smurf turn when you choke it?" You don't know because they are already blue.

This got me thinking. What does Papa Smurf (and all the other male Smurfs) get when he's sexually frustrated? He already has blue balls, right? And what word do Smurfs use when describing sadness. Again, they're already blue. For that matter, what color is a Smurf bruise? Black and blue and blue? Nobody knows.

I gotta tell you, this Smurf shit was a lot less complicated when I watched it back in the 80s...with my buds and a bong.
scubadude Uploaded 07/30/2011
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