When I was a young'n, me and my grandpappy used to play the game "Marble Poopers" a lot. We'd sit there and stuff marbles up each other's asses and the first person to accidentally poop out a marble had to go running out into the street naked and would have to rub their bare ass on the hot block-top until all the marbles came out and rolled around, making an exquisite melted-poo painting. Ahhh those were the days.