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Early Adolescence
Penis: HEY MAN, WHATíS GOING ON?

Brain: Nothing, just calm down. Iím wearing sweatpants and weíre right in the middle of class.

Penis: BRO, LOOK AT ALL THESE CHICKS. LETíS HAVE SEX WITH THEM. ALL OF THEM.

Brain: Weíre definitely not gonna do that.

Penis: YO THAT VOLCANO DIORAMA LOOKS LIKE A BOOB. WE SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH IT.

Brain: Please go back to sleep.

Penis: F*CK NO. IíM AMPED.

Brain: But Iíve gotta do a presentation. Everyoneís going to see youÖ

Penis: DONíT CARE.
Brain: Please, Iím begging you.

Penis: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM.
Young Adulthood
Penis: Damn, your ex is looking pretty good tonight.
Brain: Sheís crazy.
Penis: CrazyÖIN THE SACK!
Brain: Iím not gonna hook up with her. Too much drama.
Penis: WEíLL SORT THAT SHIT OUT LATER.
Brain: No. Iíll sort it out later. Youíll just do whatever you want and leave me to deal with the consequences.
Penis: WHATEVER, MAN. STOP BEING GAY. WHAT ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING?
Brain: Canít we just find someone else?
Penis: I HAVE MADE MY CHOICE. BEND TO MY WILL.
Old Age
Brain: Come on, old buddy. You can do this. Itís my 40th wedding anniversary.
Penis: ÖUgh.
Brain: Get up! Just this one time. Please.
Penis: Go away. Iím sleepy.
Brain: All Iím asking is for a few minutes.
Penis: With that old hag? Thatís an eternity.
Brain: Thatís my wife youíre talking about!
Penis: She bores me.
Brain: What if I think about someone else?
Penis: That could work. YEAH! LETíS DO THIS.
Brain: Great. OK, here we go.
Penis: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Brain: SON OF A BITCH.
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