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. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, thereís not mushroom.
3. Shoulder
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didnít know how to read so I
shoulder.
4. Texas
My friend always Texas me when Iím not home wondering where Iím at!
5. Herpes
Me and my friend ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. Rectum
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. Wheelchair
We only have one enchilada left, but donít worry wheelchair
10. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing .
11. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
harassment nothing to me.
12. Bishop
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. Budweiser
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
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