One day on a lonely bit of road a police officer sees this good old boy speeding in his pickup.

So the police officer pulls him over and tells the good old boy that he was speeding a bit, but then notices all these guns in the pickup truck.

There is a gun rack with rifles and shotguns behind the driver and the driver has two revolvers on each hip, a .45 across his chest and a small ankle gun.

The police officer says, "Son, what are you afraid of?"

The good old boy says, "Not a damn fucking thing!"