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Chuck Norris Facts

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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris can walk through a drive thru.
Chuck Norris is so awsome he once beat the daylight out of the sun
..Not many people ask themselves how the best story ever goes. It does in-fact go like this. "Chuck Norris. The End".


..Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.


..If Chuck Norris is decapitated by a boat propeller, which happens more often than most people think, He can regrow his own limbs.

The only reason it gets dark at night is because Chuck Norris comes out to play and the sun runs away..

How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The light bulb would screw itself in out of fear.

There is no Viagra in the world just samples of Chuck Norris' blood

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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