After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment
of a prostate test at the National Health Service, I decided
to have my next test carried out while visiting in San Francisco
where the beautiful nurses are more gentle and accommodating.



As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began the
examination.


"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure
it's quite normal to get an erection, " said
the nurse.


"I haven't got an erection, " I said.


"No, but I have." replied the nurse.