Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman, salesman,
doctor, lawyer...


David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher
asked him about his father. "My father’s an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes,
if the offer’s really good, he’ll go home with some
guy and make love with him for money."


The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some exercises and took
little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true
about your father?"


"No, " said David, "he works for the Obama
administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in
front of the other kids."