Stephen Hawking is getting ready to go on his first date for 20 years. Hes all excited and giggly. His room mate thinks its funny and wishes him luck as rolls out the door.

20 minutes later, stephen returns covered with cuts and scratches with a bloody mouth and scraped knees. His room mate is shocked to see him an says "what happened with your date??"....

Stephen sighs an replies "she beat me up"...