a store clerk walks down the isle and finds a man wandering as if lost. she asks the man "can i help you find something sir?" the man says " yeah my wife sent me in here for some tampons" the clerk directs him to the right section then returns to her counter. a few minutes later the man comes to here register and places on the counter a bag of cotton balls and a ball of twine. the clerk see this and asks the man "sir, didnt you say you were looking for tampons?" to which the man replies "yeah but last night i sent my wife here for a carton of cigarettes and she came home with rolling papers and a tin of tobacco telling how much cheaper it was so i figure, if i gotta role my own, so does she"