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The Night Before Christmas

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T'was the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Everyone felt shitty
Even the mouse
Dad at the whore house,
Mom smokin' grass
and I settled down
For a nice piece of ass.
Then out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my piece
To see what was the matter.
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell,
I knew right away
That fat fucker fell.
He filled all the stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer!
He rose up the chimney
With one hell of a fart,
That son of a bitch
Blew my chimney apart!
He swore and he cursed
As he flew out of sight,
'Piss on you all
And have one hell of a night!'
Money is short, Times are hard
Here's your fucking Christmas card!!
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