Saturday morning, Johnny wakes up early and goes to his parents room to wake them up. He opens the door only to find Mom and Dad having wild sex. He realizes he's done something wrong by the way Mom screamed and Dad yelling at him to get out and shut the door.

After a few moments, Dad comes out and tries to comfort Johnny since he's obviously upset.

"What were you and Mommy doing in there?" Johnny asks.

"Well son," Dad replies, "we were trying to make you a baby brother."

Johnny is happy as hell with this. He walks around school the next Monday and tells all his friends that he's going to have a baby brother.

Later in the week, Dad comes home from work to find Johnny sitting on the porch really crying up a storm.

"What's the matter?" asks Dad.

"Well, remember the baby brother you were trying to make for me?"

"Yes" replies the dad.

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