Those Stubborn Irish

Conversation between the British and the Irish.
British: Ahoy there, please change your heading 15 degrees to the East to avoid collision.
Irish: Negative you change your course 15 degrees to avoid collision.
British: This is Admiral Pike speaking, I say again change your course15 degrees to avoid a collision.
Irish: Negative I will not move
British: This is The HMS Diamond, a Royal Navy Destroyer. This is your last chance, change your course.
Irish: Well this is Mr. O'Daniels the LightHouse I aint moving!