Last night I dreamed I invented a time machine and went back in time to see Jesus.
I asked him, "Can you speak French?"
He said, "Yeah."
I asked, "Can you speak Croatian?"
He said, "Yeah."
I asked, "Can you speak Klingon?"
He said, "You're gonna be a virgin till the day you die."
I said, "I know you are but what am I?"
Then we both started saying, "I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I?"
Then he said, "Infinity."
Then I woke up.