Dead baby jokes
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?
A. Nail its other hand to the floor.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A. Depends how hard you throw them.
What's worse? 5 dead babies in a dumpster or 1 dead baby in 5 dumpsters?
A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?
A. Nail its other hand to the floor.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A. Depends how hard you throw them.
What's worse? 5 dead babies in a dumpster or 1 dead baby in 5 dumpsters?
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