A man walks into a restaurant and noticed that all the waiters have spoons in their front pockets. The man asks, " Why do you all have spoons in your pockets?" The waiter then says that it's the most dropped utensil, and it saves time, and money just carrying them around, rather have having to go find one. The man then notices that all the men have strings attached to them under their aprons. The man asks, " Why do you all have strings attached to you? The waiter says, " Well, they are attached to our penises, so that we dont have to touch them when we go to the bathroom, to avoid washing our hands, thus saving time. The men then gets curious and asks, " well... how do u get it back in then?" The waiter says, " I'm not really sure how the other guys are doin it, but i've been using the spoon."
KevinMp Uploaded 08/02/2008