Bad first date
There I was waiting at the bar for more than 15 minutes last night.She finally saw me and said, "What can I get you?"I said, "It's about fucking time, I've never been so thirsty. I'll have 2 large brandys, a pint of lager and shot of Sambuca, if it's not too much trouble?"She said, "Fuck off dickhead, you invited me on this date."
poityb Uploaded 04/26/2012