CowGirl

An attractive cow-girl was traveling from Ft. Worth to Houston, Texas. On the same train was a northerner. (This was obvious because he was carrying a briefcase that had his name and New York engraved on it). The northerner struck up a conversation and proposed a rendezvous at a Houston hotel. "We'll not only have lots of fun," he said, "but I'll give you $50.00."
The cow-girl rose, her eyes flashing, but before she could answer, a tall, lanky cowboy pulled out a revolver from a hidden holster and shot the northerner dead.
While the gun was still smoking, he turned to the others in the car and shouted, "Well, now, are there any more damn Yankees here who want to raise the price of women in Texas?"