Random jokes!
NotfortheWeak
Published
06/07/2012
What do you call a Chinese postman?
May-Ling
A snail walks into a bar, the barman throws him out.
nine months later the snail walks in and asks "Why did you do that?"
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack
How many wizards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2, one to hold the bulb and one to spin the room
how many policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none, they just beat the room for being black
May-Ling
A snail walks into a bar, the barman throws him out.
nine months later the snail walks in and asks "Why did you do that?"
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack
How many wizards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2, one to hold the bulb and one to spin the room
how many policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none, they just beat the room for being black
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