Toothless Hamster - She Had It Coming...
A guy walks into a pet store one day and buys a parrot...He takes the parrot home, the parrot dies so he returns to the pet store...He asks the guy at the counter for a refund, his reply "Im sorry we dont do refunds and all we can do for a replacement is this toothless hamster."The guy asks, "Well what the hell is a toothless hamster good for"Counter guy says "Unzip and il show ya."The hamster just gives him the best fucking head hes ever had in his life man, so he buys the hamster, takes it home, sets it down on the kitchen floor...His wife jumps up on a chair screaming, "AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"He replies, "Its a hamster, now teach it to cook and get the fuck out!"
KrunchyTahko Uploaded 06/26/2012