Italian English

Two Italian men, Antonio and Carlo, were traveling in a metro in London. They were both engaged in an animated conversation.

An English lady sitting next to them was reading a book, but soon her attention is diverted to their conversation.

Antonio says to Carlo:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two as*es come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two as*es, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The English lady can't take this anymore and yells, "You foul-mouthed ill-mannered sex obsessed pig! In this country, we don't discuss our sex lives loudly in public!"

"Hey, what's the problem lady?" said Antonio, 'Whooza talkin' about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my friend Carlo how to spell 'MISSISSIPI '.."