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An elderly gay man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery...

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
"Don't you have a spouse who can pay the bill?" the nun asked.
"No spouse," gasped the old man, "you would never let me get married!" And the nun glared at him...
"Do you have another relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."
Now the nun became really agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
dcglen1996 Uploaded 10/31/2012
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