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Mexican eggs

Two Mexicans are on a bike on the highway in California when one of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.

A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride.

He says has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.

The Mexicans ask if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, if he would take them back into town, and he says sure.

They squeeze in with their bike, no problem, and the driver shuts the door. By this time the driver is really late and is driving really fast.

Sure enough he's pulled over for speeding.

The cop asks the driver what he is carrying to which the driver jokingly replies "Mexican eggs."

The cop takes a look and immediately calls for all the backup they can send and his dispatcher asks why.

"I've got a tractor-trailer stopped with a massive amount of Mexican eggs in it! Two have hatched and they already stole a bike somehow!"
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