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At the golf course.

A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the

counter in the pro shop and says, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a

caddie."

The man behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is no problem,

but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is

this: We just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you're willing to

take one with you out on the course and come back and tell me how well it

works, your round of golf is on me today."


The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer. He approached the first

tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I think my driver will do

the job."

The robot caddie turned to the man and said, "No sir.. Use your 3 wood.

A driver is far too much club for this hole." Hesitantly, the golfer

pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed

about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green.

The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his

assistance. As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, "I think this

green is gonna break left to right." The robot then again spoke up and

said, "No sir. I do believe this green will break right to left."

Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his prediction, he

decided again to listen to the machine. He made his putt and birdied the hole

thanks to the robot and his advice. But his luck didn't end there. His

entire game was the best game he ever played, thanks to the assistance

f the new robot golf caddie.

Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, "How

was your game?" The golfer stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I ever

played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots. See

you next week."

A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop. Upon

entering, he turned to the man behind the counter and said, "I would

like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please."


The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and said, "Well

the 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid of the robots. We

had too many complaints."

"COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could have complained about those robots?

They were incredible."

The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance. It was

that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting off them

was blinding to other golfers on the fair way."


The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them black?"

The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Then four of 'em didn't show

up for work, two filed for welfare, one of them robbed the pro shop, and

The Other Thinks He's The President."
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