There was a redhead, a brunette and a blonde standing on a burning roof. The fire department came with a blanket and yelled to the redhead to jump. She jumped and they moved it to the right. She hit the sidewalk with a splat. They then called to the brunette to jump. She said that he wouldn't jump. They said they liked brunettes better than redhead. So she jumped and the fire department moved the blanket to the left. The brunette hit with a splat on the sidewalk. Then they called to the blonde to jump. She said that he wouldn't jump. The fire department said they hated redheads and brunettes. She yelled back, "Lay the blanket down on the sidewalk, and then I'll jump!"